One more reason

In a previous post, I told ya'll about my "gay" co-worker. I put that word in parenthesis because he still is not out as of today. However, i think the other day he came one step closer, or at least I hope so. He can in on Monday morning, we went through our boring standard conversation, "how was your weekend?", "how was yours?", etc. Well, here is the response I got from him, word for word. I shit you not:

"My weekend was OK. Sunday kinda sucked, I had to rearrange my whole closet." (At this point I asked why.) Well, I bought 3 new shirts, so..... (Are you kidding me??) They just didn't fit Shannon, you have no idea how many clothes I have. It took forever."

I just stood there and stared. Had no response. What do I say? I think after a few seconds (what seemed like hours, I'm sure), he just walked away.

Then I almost threw up in my mouth. Not because I care or not if he is gay, but jesus christ, please admit it. I would like him SO much more if he did. I'm getting mad all over again reliving this very, VERY awkward moment between us.