Bloggin' it Up...2

The name is Aubrey - which tends to get shortened to “aub”...there is a second half of my name that is much prettier, but whatever, one cannot make up their own nickname. I digress.

If you’d like to know about this third of the blog, I’ve created a list of 50 (read: fid-dee – you know, like the rapper) things about me. I know it’s supposed to be 100, but give me a break, I’m new at this.

1. I don’t have the sense of smell;
2. Yes, I can taste (barely),
3. And no you can’t fart on my head.
4. I went to college with my two best friends from high school; we’re still best friends and I live with one of them in Atlanta.
5. I’m an introvert - but not in the shy, anti-social way.
6. I'm a tad sarcastic.
7. My favorite food is sushi. PB&J is a close second.
8. I’d say I’m more jaded than most people in my age bracket.
9. Atlanta drivers cause me more stress and rage than anything else.
10. If I have a pack of gum, chances are I’ll chew the entire pack in one sitting.
11. Most people don’t understand me.
12. A lot of people think I’m intimidating.
13. I was Sweetheart of a fraternity.
14. I think my brother could be the next Quinton Terantino or Woody Allen. Bizarre brilliance.
15. My father is exceptionally talented, but too scared to put his skills to the test.
16. I’m exactly like my father.
17. I love Mint Oreo’s
18. I’m an extremely loyal friend (see #4)
19. I’ve only been completely obsessed about two guys. They both broke my heart.
20. I don’t like confrontation; however if you back me into a corner, I will display a wrath of unbridled anger that will shake your very existence to the core.
21. People are who they are; I’m not naïve/stupid enough to think I can change them.
22. I went to Elon University - I consider it one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.
23. I am not a good test taker…I always think it’s a trick question.
24. I’ve been to Italy, Mexico, Cayman Islands, and Jamaica
25. I’ve lived in Illinois, New Jersey, Maryland, North Carolina, and Georgia.
26. I’m the most loyal employee ever.
27. All of my bosses have been colossal assholes, and I like it that way (I’m always their favorite).
28. The only sports I enjoy watching are Ice Hockey and Gymnastics.
29. My liquor of choice is undoubtedly vodka.
30. I’ve never broken a bone.
31. I have no tolerance for crying children.
32. I don’t believe in daily horoscopes, but I read mine everyday.
33. I have the best mother in the world - I wish I could be more like her.
34. I pushed my mortal enemy AWAY from an oncoming truck and saved her life. Damn I’m too nice.
35. I’m Agnostic
36. I can’t commit to a favorite color - I either say purple, green or sometimes pink.
37. My motivation level goes from extreme highs to extreme lows.
38. I don’t have any tattoos.
39. I’ve recently come to the conclusion that my brutal honesty may offend people, and that I don’t care.
40. I get awkward and uncomfortable when I’m the center of attention.
41. My best friend loves being the center of attention.
42. I’m the antithesis of a drama queen.
43. I like to cook, and I cook well.
44. I’m very protective over my brother.
45. I like my job.
46. I hate being in elevators with strangers - I avoid it if at all possible.
47. I’m going to art school.
48. I’m more sensitive than anyone would ever expect.
49. I’m very happy and content with my current life…
50. “But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.”