(1am - front door slams open)
Shan: “What’s going on?! Why is it dark?”
Kris: “I think the power is out”
Shan: “But whhhyyyy are the lights not working”
Kris: “‘cause I think the power is out”
(Scuffle, bang, scuffle, boom)
Shan: “The bathroom lights don’t even work”
Aubrey: (in bed, sober, giggling my ass off)
Shan: “I wanna watch TeeeeeeeVeeeeeeeee. [Profanity!] I’m calling Georgia Power.”
Shan: (on speaker phone with GA power) “[indecipherable slurring about her inability to watch television]”
GA Power: “Ma’am, your area is experiencing severe storms and tornados, your power won’t be restored for a couple hours.”
Shan: “Oh.”
Aubrey: (in bed, sober, still giggling my ass off)
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yea...i don't know why i was keeping it PG. you and shan definitely joined us with only a sheet separating you from our nakedness. nice.
you know how i am with my tv at night. they sure taught me calling at 6 am. bastards. i am still hungover from that night.
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