Friday, July 29, 2005

come out already

so i got a new job. common knowledge. not so common knowledge? i work with the biggest closet case i have ever seen. swear to god. this boy is 19, so i give him a little bit of credit for being scared to reveal. but he has gone as far as to date the boss' daughter to try and prove his heterosexuality. they broke up last week after 5 months of dating. shocker. here are my reasons for believing he is gay:
  1. he hates home depot
  2. loves armani. people know him by name there
  3. ex-girlfriend's family thinks he is gay
  4. reads maxim for the articles
  5. probably does the same with playboy
  6. talks gay (you ALL know wht i mean when i say that)
  7. bitches CONSTANTLY
  8. i know many gay people.

now please don't think i have any problems with gay people. my life's ambition is to have a gay best friend, will and grace style. love it. my cousin is gay. he is my most favorite person in the whole entire world. i just think this kid will be so much happier and less anal (no pun intended) if he takes one large flying leap out of the closet known as denial.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know a guy like that is soo very irritating. You just want to scream to him. You are gay, stop tyring to act like you're not! Actually I tell him that all the time, especially after two things he said: One he likes to wear his girlfriends jeans, and two: he wishes guys could carry purses too. But he is only 21,he will find out soon enough for himself.

9:35 AM
ManNMotion said...

Uh oh, I can only imagine what you are going to think of my most recent post. Even so, I'm glad I stopped by, nice blog.

8:37 PM
Shannon said...

i appreciate the comment "anonymous." you made my day. this shit is hilarious.

7:17 AM

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